I had a customer hold the line up for about 15 minutes while he was reviewing his receipt and asking questions.  He only had 4 items. How could you ask 50 questions about the price of 4 items WTF.

A drunk customer told me, "You're horrible to your customers you know that!  If I brafed on you right now you would deserve it."  What is wrong with people.

A customer told me she needs 100 jelly beans.  She counted them 1 by 1 by 1. She couldn't just take an educated guess.

A customer came in and looked very suspicious.  I caught him trying to stuff a video game down his shirt!  I guess I startled him, he looks at me and says "I must of left this video game in my shirt when I left the house today!"  Does that make sense to anyone?  Anyone?

Today in the store a fight broke out between two customers, they used the store mechandise as weapons.

A guy came into the store and started looking at me kind of funny.  After a while he walks up to me and says "You look like my X-wife (You look like a bitch!)"

A customer told me "I want a water proof watch, so if I flushed it down the toilet it wont be gone forever!'

A customer wanted a billboard size picture of his wife in a bikiney and I still don't understand where the hell he's going to hand that thing.

1 customer asked me, so do you guys sell screw drivers in this place or am I just wasting my time in here.  We are a hardware store and if you look we DO sell screw drivers genius!!!